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“You’ll Probably Need Stitches”
by Robert Gerard Hunt
True stories about rogue altar boys, dreaded trumpet lessons, sibling intimidation, basement bombing raids, inept athleticism, incessant pinball, illegal vending to a minor, prison softball, invented profanity, brushes with death, living in Ohio Stadium, sexagenarian parents in the mosh pit, ill-fated travel, intolerable motivational speakers, and much more.
Plus a few made-up stories about things like dystopian sleep banking, bowling while guilty, and a satirical reinvention of classic literary boy detectives as pious Catholic sleuths.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll avoid chain link fences.
